Healthcare is making people crazy!

Here is a rant. I say OH MY!


"The "healthcare bill" says you get fined $250,000 and FIVE YEARS of IMPRISONMENT for not purchasing gov't insurance.

If you have children and gov't decides they are not developing as gov't thinks they should - they will come and talk to you - yes they can & will take your children

Oh and worst of all, did you miss the part about the identification system that will "facilitate healthcare?" Missed that one, didn't you?

That means the verichip. The little microchip embedded with a unique 16 digit account number that gov't plans on implanting inside you and your children.

If this doesn't deeply concern you there is something wrong with your mental facilities. All this bull about covering pre-existing conditions is NOTHING compared to what is coming......fight or flight - you decide. "

Walmart, Target, and EBay pull illegal alien costume off their shelves.

I think it is hilarious.

Not my sweet Meredith Viera!

This is a random guest she had on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire who she apparently finds attractive and turns it into Who Wants To Feel Awkward really fast.

Bed Bath and Beyond my imagination!

While shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond I witnessed several people running towards the end of the parking lot. Apparently a little fender bender turned into quite the scene. Who knew you could flip a car going 10-20 miles an hour!

















Everyone seemed to be ok. They were just very, very surprised.

Did I Read That Right? Crazy Headlines

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one someone caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the
Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings
before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in a correction the next day.

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Annoyed with someone?

Sell them on EBAY!

A 10-year-old British girl put her grandmother up for sale on eBay reports the U.K.'s Mail Online.

eBay axed the online auction, but only after bidding breached the £20,000 mark.

The media seems to think this is just a funny joke by the "cute" granddaughter.

"She was annoying me. She was moaning at me. I was on the laptop and suddenly thought I'd put her on eBay."

I would be filthy rich if I could sell all of the people that annoyed me. Shipping and handling might be a predicament.

Woman Gives Birth to 19 lb baby

Ani, from Jakarta, Indonesia gave birth to Akbar on September 25th. He weighed 19 pounds and was 24 inches long.
Akbar's weight record for a newborn in Indonesia, although a bit short of the world record of 23 pounds set in 1879, was likely caused by his mother having gestational diabetes. And even though mom Ani was saved the grueling task of pushing the child out herself, the surgery to bring him into the world was still touch and go.
He is the size of my 9month old!
Courtesy of Today.